Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

C'mon, you know that if you ever watched Saturday Night Live back in the early 90's, you know who Jack Handey and his Deep Thoughts are! LOL!!! I have searched Youtube and such for old clips of them, but never found any. Wouldn't ya know that there is a website!?!? Whodathunkit?

Now, I have added a widget to scroll Deep Thoughts during the day. It's over there =====>

And, here's the website: http://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/

My favorite one growing up was:

If you ever drop your keys into a stream of molten lava, forget about 'em
Because, man, ...they're gone.